A LETTER TO THE GOVT. OF INDIA

Dear Govt of India, 
Itne logo ko aap please Sammanit kare aisi hamari dilse prarthna hai aapko . In logo ne sachchi laganse is desh ki seva ki hai ..isliye aap unhe avashya bahot bada samman de :-

1) Ajmal aamir kasab --- "Bhaarat Ratna" for his valient effort to deal with the population problem of this country by killing more than 100 people in a single night !! He deserves a Bharat Ratna , no doubt ....

2) Afzal Guru -- "Bhaarat Putra" award for his merciless attack on Indian parliament in 2004. 

3) A.Raja -- " Padma Vibhushan" for freely donating telecom 2G spectrum to all his kith and keen ( what if it was at a cost of 176000 crores to the indian public ? its ok ,yaar... people will forget that ) Also he should be given a special award of " Best Colgate southindian smile" after getting released from jail and smiling as big as he could ( indirectly he was telling the public that you cannot punish me by any rules of the land, i m RAJA , the king of this land !!! ) 

Look what Raja has to say !!

The guy with the shorts on is the indian layman,the  policeman is the primeminister and the  thief is  A.Raja  .

Raja  UnHindustani !!

4) Suresh Kalmadi -- " Arjuna Award" for committing large scale scam during commonwealth games and bringing shame to India ... ( you know India is getting a goodname from all quarters of the world, so Kalmadi thought why not change it for a moment and he brought Shame to India, so he deserves this award for the CHANGE which he brought on to the system )

5) Kanimozhi ( in hindi you may call "kal-muhi" meaning the one with a Tainted face ) -- " Padma Shreemati" for helping A.Raja in his efforts to make his friends prosperous at the cost of Indian public ....see the immense amount of admiration and Love these two have for their near and dear ones !!!! they deserve nothing less than Padma shree or even a Bharat Ratna .....

6) Lalu prasad Yadav -- For the fodder scam in which he ate up 900 crore worth of grant given for fodder to the cattle , he should be given " Bhaarat Bheema" ( because he ate up so much fodder like Bheema of Mahabharata ) 

Last but not the least,plz give "Pavitra Shasan" award to yourself also, for being the most corrupted govt , in the history of this country till date ......!!